Pretend inferiority, and encourage his arrogance.

spartacusreinterpreted:

It’s Spartacus’s job to know his best friend’s type.

Robin William - Batty Rap
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I haven’t heard this in so many years and it is so much more hilarious now

annaphia:

Everyone always says that guys are intimidated by me, but I seriously doubt it, I mean, I’m five-foot-nothing!